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she steals from the rich and gives to the poor
she isn't that poor and rich as a whore! She's SENATOR SANDRA CLAUHOOD!
Todays
episode: The Evil President Finds Out Her Little Secret..
President: Ah Senator Sandra, I see you have my bill? ;-)
Sandra:
Yes its right here in my sleepin gas bra....i mean my bossom, please help urself!
President: Don't mind if I do :-D
:He
then puts his hand in her cleavage and the gas pours in his face as he falls asleep. Sandra then takes all the money she can
grab until the guards find her. She jumps out the window and onto her flying sleigh as she heads for the poor streets of NY:
After
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Rudolph the Taxpayers Reindeer: Hey, welcome back I thought you'd never
get out of there, how'd u manage to escape and get that 5billion dollars?
Sandra: All in a days work, and us women have
it easy, we have breasts to take care of the dirty work! I don't think the president runs around trying to persuade women
with his cock, because women don't act like that.
R.T.T.P.R: Wow Sandra, youare great
Sandra: Well lets get this money
to the poor people of New York, for they have lost something so big and great and it was taken to them by the worst of our
foes...the American Government
I must return what is rightfully theirs!
R.T.T.P.R: But isn't that stealing and being
a :gulp: criminal?
Sandra: Is it being a criminal returning soemthing to its rightful owner?
R.T.T.P.R: No, I guess
it isn't.
Sandra: Then lets do what is right!
:Sandra solutes a picture of Robin Hood as she burns an American flag,
and throws the money onto the people of NY. and yells
"Only you can prevent governmental fires!"
The End
d j d j db :She steals from the rich and gives to the poor, she's not very poor, but rich as a whore. She likes shiny
things, and burns those flaaaaaaaaaaags! She's Senator Sandra clauhood!(clauhoood) With her partner the reindeers of Anarchyyyyyyyyyyyy!
:symbol, snare, snare, symbol: Her breasts are very big, and her tolerance is small too young for sex, too old for doooooooooools!
:symbol,
snare, snare, symbol:
She's Senator Sandra Clauhood (clauhood)
She runs real fast, as keen as kan be, she hates shallow
people, she'll kick their aaaaaaaaaaaaass!
She's senator Sandra Clauhood(clauhood) Clauhood(clauhood) Clauhood(clauhood)
Clauhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
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