President: Men! Whoever that Clauhood is, he is stealing billions of dollars from us!
President's lacky: Umm sir, photos show that it is a beautiful female with a mask.
President: Impossible! Not only a theif but a beautiful lady theif! How do we not catch her?
President's Lacky: Well uhh sir its sorta simple because she always seems to put you to sleep and jump out the window onto a sleigh that is red and flown by the Anarchist Reindeer.
President: So what you're saying is the organization that is stealing from us is a group of Reindeer, and a lady!?
President's Lacky: Yes sir...
President: I will not stand it! The next time any lady comes into my office I want them cavity searched...YOU HEAR ME?
President's Lacky: Y..yes sir, Mr.President sir!
:He said as he saluted and got ready to catch every female that walks into the office. Could this trap catch our hero? Find out on our spinetingling conclusion after a message from our sponsors!
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And we're back to our faverite hero...Sandra Clauhood!
Sandra and R.T.T.P.R are flying back to the oval office to see the president once again, and to steal more green to give to the not so poor anymore.
:They fly back to Washington. She parks the sleigh high up and parachutes down to the front door. She then changes her clothes to her uniform and puts on a pair of unlensed glasses, just for looks.
She enters the Presidents office. And they gas her. She falls to the ground! They cavity search her. (Sparing the details, I'm trying to keep this pg here...lol) And is thrown back outside.
She forgets what happened. The reindeer know exactly what happened. They bust in with machine guns. They shoot every congressman they can see. And they steal all the carrots and shove them up the presidents @$$. Then they take the money and grab Sandra and run as they fly over to other poor parts of America, they drop the money and they are proud to be Unamerican.
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